Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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