Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i permit you to call me
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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