so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
