I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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