But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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