I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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