im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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