good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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