so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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