do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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