Is it normal to miss your booty call?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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