Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
BRING THE BAGELS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Randomize
