You made me cry and you don't even care
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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