girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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