I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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