I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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