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Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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