i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
