sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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