So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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