in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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