DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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