So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
how does that bad decision feel?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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