i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
