I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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