Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
