R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he thought i was a dude.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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