Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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