I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
