Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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