She's JV to your varsity
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
as a side note pls kill me
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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