Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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