i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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