from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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