i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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