Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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