so explain again why im purple
no
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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