I wish i was in the wii world.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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