He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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