Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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