lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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