I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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