I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Found the puke drawer
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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