if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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