you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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