ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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