He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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