Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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