Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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