CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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